S e c r e t s

Santa has been struck on the head by an empty bottle of sherry, thrown by his wife after she discovered that he polished off its contents. It doesn’t appear that he’s learned his lesson as he clutches his bottle of “Old TNT.” Santa’s AA pin isn’t doing much good, but Peter’s signature mouse forgives him and snuggles up behind him. Take pity on poor Santa. He has to travel 221 million miles to visit the earth’s 2 billion children at a speed of Mach 6395 and on roller-skates no less! Inside Version 1, Mad Murphy reads about these fascinating statistics. The interior of the Infinity Version portrays Santa playing with an undelivered toy, named after a famous drag racing track (Santa Pod) in England. Another secret found in both versions is a car advertisement: “For Sale MGBGT ’77 1.8L White 1500 See Pete.” Having purchased a new car, Peter thought to advertise his old car to all of his fans! Hallmarks include star, ©, HBC logo, ed.#, and Pc.